Poppy Monk Needlepoint Kits: Canvas Kits & Projects for Adults

Sh*t Show Needlepoint Kit

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$39.6 $60 In stock

Category: Needlepoint Kit

A darkly funny needlepoint design to help deal with the everyday chaos!

Weve curated this kit with premium materials to ensure your finished piece looks professional and polished.

What's in the Kit?

  • Precision-Printed Canvas: A 4" x 6" design on 18-mesh mono canvasthe perfect size for a satisfying, but not-too-long, project.
  • Luxury Thread Palette: A hand-picked selection of single-ply Pepperpot Silks and sturdy Essentials silk/wool blend.
  • Essential Tools: Two Bohin stainless steel, high-quality needles.
  • Step-by-Step Instructions: How-To-Needlepoint instructions and an illustrated guide for the Giant Scotch stitch used on the model.
  • Project Bag: A handy bag to keep all your threads and tools organized while you work.
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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Daniel C. ★★★★★

Stitching up this kit after a brutal week was so cathartic, the canvas grid is printed clearly enough that I didn’t lose my place once. The included wool feels substantial and glides through the fabric without fraying, and the finished piece actually looks sharp enough to frame.

Kevin B. ★★★★★

The canvas arrived neatly rolled with every skein labeled and organized, so I could jump straight into stitching the flaming dumpster fire without hunting for colors. Stitching this little chaos emblem has been oddly therapeutic, and the finished piece is tight and neat enough to frame for my office

Evelyn O. ★★★★★

The kit's premium materials really show—the threads feel sturdy and the canvas is tight, so my stitches came out clean even on the chaotic little letters. It’s the perfect way to laugh at a messy week, and the finished piece looks way more polished than I expected for a joke project.